Yep, I think it’s time I just accepted it: my life is weird.I mean I try to be normal but it’s like I just attract strangeness. Like a magnet. That strange, smelly, drunk guy on the bus always sits next to me; getting poo-ed on by birds; being travel sick on a train. I mean seriously, who gets travel sick on trains!
Here’s a good example: I was in a meeting earlier in the week – not a small meeting, a big important, TV channel kind of meeting – giving a presentation about a project. So there I am, dressed up all smart, holding a glass of water, talking about how wonderful I am. Then, SPLASH! the bottom had fallen off, yes fallen off, the glass of water, and gone splat all over the floor. I now looked like I’d wet my pants.
The thing is, I’ve decided that this must just be me. The most socially awkward, geeky, nerdy guy in the whole world who just attracts strange and weird thigns. So what the heck, let’s just accept it, get on with it an have some fun.
Oh, and if you’re wondering how the meeting went… how do you think?! I looked like I’d pee’d myself! I mean how old am I, nine.
I should just give up and stay at home